mirror mirror on the wall what the fuck am i doing with my life
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
how much money do they pay the models in stock photos
IS THAT SALAMI
when you find a new band and your just suddenly in love and your heart is all
Perfect gif use mate. Clap clap
I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago
wow a sunrise. how gay
The sun came out?
yeah its out now
THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.
that guy from lmfao is 37
worst midlife crisis ever
Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?
this scares me a little
when u meet a cute person