I JUST STUBBED MY FUCKING TOE SO HARD BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT JESUS GOT NAILED TO THE CROSS SO IM JUST GONNA SHUT UP
why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit
if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances
humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh
This is the white girlest post I’ve read all day
I asked my mom if anyone did anything for april fool’s today at work and she just kind of stared at me and said that the operating room really isn’t a good place for pranks
This is a seal with hiccups.
I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card
Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?
"where do you see yourself in 10 years?"
"what do you see yourself doing in 10 years?"
"who do you see yourself with in 10 years?"
how it feels to think about your life and decisions after high school and college